I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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