So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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