i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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