Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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