summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Bring me that man meat
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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