turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
