Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
