and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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