i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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