I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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