just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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