There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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