He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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