My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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