Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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