he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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