is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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