I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
