The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
