sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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