I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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