Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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