would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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