everyone is single if you try hard enough
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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