after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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