so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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