id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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