i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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