there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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