my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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