Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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