the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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