He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
