I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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