You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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