Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
