What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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