Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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