Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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