I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Will exercising make me less horny?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
