once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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