I'm eating all of the evidence.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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