Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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