we're blogging at a bar
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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