You're my little dorito
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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