Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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