Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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