he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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