Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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