omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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