You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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