does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize