p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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