At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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