i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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